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Teenape Goes to Camp
Directed by Chris Seaver
Splatter Rampage/Tempe DVD
The ape you love to hate is back in Teenape Goes to Camp, a hilarious combination of comedy and revenge sure to please fans of Low Budget Pictures. The movie fits in perfectly with what Chris Seaver is known for and as far as ridiculous humor goes it doesnt get much better than this.
After a ridiculous opening of Teenape as a pirate the story begins to pick up steam when Teenape agrees to help out at a summer camp as a favor to a friend. It's a rag tag group of miscreants complete with a Mexican samurai, two crazy LARPers, and of course the big breasted slut, a seemingly reoccurring character in most Low Budget films. Teenape's mortal enemy Choach is also back which can only mean one thing, that both are out to out sex the other leading to many humorous situations and ridiculous one liners.
Without giving away the ending of the film, there is definitely a twist or two near the end. Of course this is still firmly rooted in comedy, but the story feels a bit more fleshed out than some of the films I have seen from Chris Seaver. There is thankfully no shortage of offensive humor and the one liner count is definitely way up there.
Ridiculous sex scenes are a standard for Low Budget Pictures and that continues here. Bodily fluids are splashed violently to comedic effect. It's gross and probably offensive to some but you'll laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. What always surprises me is that for a movie that revolves around perverse humor there is no nudity. Well no nudity except for the scenes with rubber dicks but does that count?
The picture quality definitely seems like a step up from Destruction Kings. The film is widescreen and while it is still shot on video the picture is sharp and the colors are bright. The fashion choices are somewhat 80s influenced and of brighter colors and it looks fantastic. While it still looks low budget, it is hard to find any faults with the look of the film. If you think low budget equals grain and washed out colors, this film proves you wrong.
What really makes these movies work is the overall fun of the films. The soundtrack is upbeat, the acting over the top and the writing is ridiculous but that is the movies charm. It's the type of movie that will leave you entertained and have you waiting impatiently for the next time Teenape or anyone else from the Low Budget universe will find their way into your DVD player.
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UN: Before Low Budget Pictures was even an idea in
your brain, what were the first movies you remember as
a child? Do you remember what the first film you saw
that made you think I can do this?
Chris: Well my first movie in theaters was Empire Strikes
Back. I was heavily into all things Star Wars and
fantasy and Sci-Fi stuff. But the first movie that
made me WANT to make movies and got me into horror was
A Nightmare on Elm Street. I was 7 years old and my
mom and uncles took me to see it and I was amazed and
scared and excited and felt so into the film that I
pretty much decided then that filmmaking was the thing
for me and I havent looked back.
UN: How did Low Budget first take shape? Did it take a
while to figure out the style and feel of how you
wanted your films to come across?
Chris: Well I was always making backyard Freddy and Jason
films. I was doing these crappy videos and throwing
some laughs in them. At the time I was getting into
Monty Python and the Films of The Zucker brothers, so
I would throw in some goofs and sight gags with my
slaughter and gore. It wasn't until around 1991 that I
started to buckle down a bit and put a name to what I
was doing and I figured Low Budget Pictures was pretty
much dead on...or well at that time It was NO budget
but you get the idea. As for the style, I am still
sort of figuring that out, but Fans have told me that
you know a Chris Seaver film when you see a Chris
Seaver film so I guess I'm doing something right.
UN: Reoccurring characters are common in most Low
Budget films. At this point in time are you sick of
the characters and ready to move on to something new?
Is it scary to think of a film without Teenape in it?
Chris: I am VERY excited to move on and get out of that
universe. These characters have been in my head for
many years, some of them MANY many years and it's nice
to just finally start fresh. I will not miss Teenape
or Bonejack or any of the wacky dudes I have
created...although Heather and Puggly...I still may
have some room for them somewhere. They are my most
cherished creations.
UN: How the heck did the idea for Teenape first come
up anyway? He has got to be one of the most vulgar ass
kicking perverts around, a true role model for kids
everywhere.
Chris: Truth be told he was created in 1991 in silly short
flick I did called I was a Teenage Ape in which this
kid turned into a teen wolf type character by
accidentally drinking ape piss. Then when I was doing
Anal Paprika 2 in 1999 I was throwing ideas back and
forth with my cousin Casey Bowker(Who now is known for
playing Teen Ape) and we both came upon this Teen Wolf
type character for a short scene in the movie and I
said well we can have it be Teen Ape...and that's how
that happened. Then in 2001 when I was writing Anal
Paprika 3, I thought Teen Ape should start to talk and
for some reason I thought he was a lady killa, a pimp
of the universe if you will. I started writing some of
the most vile and repugnant stuff for him to say and
it was just funny as hell to me that he was just this
DUDE in an obvious monkey mask spewing out the
meanest, silliest, most degrading stuff you could
think of. It was comedy gold I tell ya!
UN: How has the reception to Teenape Goes to Camp been
so far? Has it been receiving the usual love/hate
relationship that most Low Budget films seem to
receive?
Chris: Well it's still new. Its' only been out a month now
but we have been getting some very good reviews so far
for it. And yes a few bad ones as well, but I am used
to that. You can't please everyone and frankly I'm not
trying to. I make movies to make me laugh and to
HOPEFULLY entertain the outside world. Good or Bad
they are what they are and that's ok with me.
UN: While it does have elements of the Low Budget
universe, Teenape Goes to Camp seems to take from the
revenge genre as well. Any films in particular inspire
that aspect of the story? It's almost like throwing in
some Rambo or Surviving the Game.
Chris: Well if you know my movies than you know I am a pop
culture whore and with every flick I try to infuse
elements from films that I grew up with and love and
or hate depending. I thought it would be cool to have
a flip near the middle of the movie and have it turn
into a revenge flick. VERY much inspired by Surviving
the game. That movie is so cheesy and bad but OH so
right.
UN: The video quality in Teenape Goes to Camp seems to
be a bit sharper than with previous films of yours
that I have seen. Were you trying out a new camera for
the film? Do you prefer the widescreen look as opposed
to the usual full screen image of prior LBP films?
Chris: Actually the look of the film is pretty much the
same as it has been for 3 years now. I have been using
the same Panasonic 24p 3,000 camera since early 2005.
I guess it may look better due to all of the outside
locations and what not? But glad you took notice of
it. And as for widescreen..I love the 2:35 aspect
ratio and I try to use it as much as possible. The
1:85 which is Teenape goes to Camp is alright but I
prefer 2:35. It gives the flick that cinematic SCOPE
feel. Karaoke Kid, House On Bonejack Hill, Heather and
Puggly 3 and Wet Heat are all shot in 2:35 and they
look amazing!
UN: What can you tell us about Ski-Wolf? I know it is
probably still a ways off from release, but is the
film a bit different for Low Budget? I think I read
that it doesnt feature any of the reoccurring
characters, so we wont get to see Teenape on skis I
guess?
Chris: Ski Wolf is the first film in the new direction
for LBP. It's more akin to Karaoke Kid and Film Crew in
which I am trying to stray away from the established
universe and make something more accessible to a wider
audience while STILL keeping the shit LBP fans love.
Its a mixing of 2 flicks that I love. Ski School and
Teen Wolf. How perfect is that?? I am editing the
movie now and Im not sure when SRS plans to release
it. I would think early summer. I'm excited for people
to see it. We shot at a ski resort for 4 days and had
a blast. We also have an hour long Documentary for the
DVD thats going to be pretty great. Finally after 13
years of trying and back and forth LBP is now in
bed with Ron Bonk and Sub Rosa Cinema and Im
thrilled about that. They picked up the rights.
UN: How did your relationship with Tempe Video first
start? Is it safe to assume that JR is a fan of what
you guys are doing?
Chris: That's a long story but it was all due to Debbie
Rochon. If it weren't for Debbie showing Mulva around
the set of a full Moon movie and it finally reaching
Jr, The Tempe deal wouldnt have happened. I love
Debbie and will be forever grateful to her. And thank
God for JR Bookwalter is all I can say. He must be a
fan cus I have made 12 movies for him since 2001!
UN: Your next release on Tempe is going to be the Wet
Heat/Film Crew double feature. I haven't seen either
film yet, but is it safe to assume that fans of the
Low Budget style will be pleased with the films?
Chris: To be honest I can't WAIT for the wider audience to
see these 2 flicks. I am very proud of both of them
and they are VERY different. Film Crew and Wet Heat
are two films that I am really happy with and they are
included in a string of movies I have done in the past
3 years or so that I truly adore and can SEE the
growth as a filmmaker. So I can't wait to hear people's
reactions to these next two flicks and on the same
page...Ski Wolf as well.
UN: Do the negative reviews bother you at all? There
seem to be people who arent big on low budget cinema
that slam anything they can. The number of people who
consider themselves a critic is ridiculous. Just
because you have a computer and a DVD player it does
not make you a film cricket as Homer Simpson would
say.
Chris: Critics don't bother me at all. Good or Bad, you
just take it and move on. It's not a big deal. If you
think about it critics are just regular peeps with
opinions. How come of these people get PAID for that
is amazing to me. I don't get it. And even further,
why people actually LISTEN to these opinions??? That
is so weird. If I like a movie, I like it cus I like
it, not cus some Joe Shmoe told me I should like it
cus HE or SHE liked it. Fuck that. So either way, it's
the nature of the beast. I make movies that sell all
over the world and a lot of people see them and a LOT
of people are going to comment on them. You just take
them and keep cruisin! aint no thang.
UN: Do you think the problem is that people just take
themselves far too damn seriously? People need to
learn how to laugh. If someone thinks a dude wearing
an ape mask flopping around a rubber dildo is meant to
be taken seriously they definitely were absent the day they
were handing out senses of humor.
Chris: I know that a lot of people don't have the same
sense of humor as me and that's fine. Don't watch the
movie if you can clearly see on the cover that it's a
guy in an ape mask. If you KNOW your going to hate the
movie just by looking at the cover, WHY watch it? I'll
tell you why...so they can critique it and say I can
do better than this. And yes People and filmmakers
take themselves WAY too fucking serious. These are
just movies. Entertainment. That's it. And when you
deal with an LBP movie then don't expect anything deep
or hard hitting or BORING. Go watch Brokeback Mountain
and Titanic if you want garbage. But if you want to be
entertained at the most BASE level...check us out.
UN: When someone does get your brand of humor, do you
get a warm fuzzy feeling deep inside? At the end of
the day it is about entertaining people and the Low
Budget films certainly more than do what they are
meant to do.
Chris: If people do like the films I respect them I think.
I feel like AH-HAH! They get it! That's what's cool
about the fan interaction. My fans are the BEST
fucking people on the planet and they truly keep me
going.
UN: What can you tell us about Caspian? Do you have a
concrete time set for when shooting will happen or is
it still in the early stages?
Chris: Caspian looks to shoot in April. Hopefully. I have
had so many starts and stops with this flick. But
right now everything SEEMS to be going as planned.
UN: How does it make you feel knowing that Lloyd
Kaufman is a fan of what you do? He is pretty much
responsible for this style of low budget filmmaking
and pretty much paved the way for LPB with what he has
done with Troma over the years.
Chris: I love Troma and Lloyd. Lloyd has also done a LOT
for me and LBP. It was Troma and Peter Jackson and
Monty Python that really made me WANT to continue with
the comedy and horror thing. It was exactly how I
wanted to make my movies. The mixing of the two
genres. Lloyd and I have had a long relationship now
and it's always an entertaining time with him. I hear
stories from Film Festivals that I didn't even go to
that Lloyd was there on stage talking up me and LBP
and it's just awesome. It was also an honor to end up
in his book when I was 23 years old! Very cool. Yeah
Lloyd rocks and Troma rocks.
UN: How long on average does it take to shoot a Chris
Seaver movie? Do you think a Low Budget shoot has a
much different atmosphere than most shoots? You guys
seem to have a lot of fun and really enjoy what you
are doing.
Chris: An average LBP shoot is 2 and a half days.
Sometimes we do 4 days but very rarely. They are fast
and furious. I push everyone to the limit and beyond.
Sometimes we shoot 27 scenes in 2 days and its fucking
insane! The gang is so in tune and so loyal though
that it makes it easier. Although it may LOOK like
were having the best of times, and in most cases we
are, There are also some very shitty times on an LBP
set.
UN: Is it easy to get bands interested in having their
music in a Low Budget film? You've had some incredible
bands in the film and even had a number of bands
record songs specifically for films.
Chris: The band thing is cool cus I'm a huge fan of ska
and a lot of the bands I bring in are folks that I
have known for years. I used to have a ska band myself
and I played with a lot of these groups. They are fans
of my stuff so it's easy to get them on board. Some of
the bands e-mail me and ask if they can be a part of
the fun and that's always awesome. To have a band that
you dig ASK you if they can write and record a song
for a flick is pretty damn awesome if you ask me.
UN: You've already made a ridiculous amount of films
and seem to be showing no signs of slowing down. Can
we expect you to be making films as long as you still
have air left in your lungs?
Chris: I love making movies. Since I was 7 years old it's
all I have ever wanted to do and I see no signs at all
of slowing, you are correct on that. Although I used
to be able to make 6 movies a year and now being a
father and a family man I can only make MAYBE 3
films a year. But it's still a passion and it's burning
bright. I must admit there are times where I feel
burned out and want to give it all up and get
depressed over it all, BUT I snap back pretty quick
when I manage to make myself laugh with a stupid movie
idea and realize how friggin lucky I am to be doing
what I love and to know that people out there dig it.
So thanks to you all for keeping the LBP train a
chuggin along. I look forward to entertaining you or
pissing you off in the future! HUZZAH!
Oh and on a side note, After Caspian, Look for the
next LBP movie called as of right now DEATHBONE
which is a story that was created by Myself, Billy
Garberina and Trent Haaga and we plan on shooting that
in July! If you like Rambo, Stupid comedy and
Deathwish 3 then your gonna love what we have in store
for you!!!
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